May 2013
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
braydaaan:
if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just
turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
basemental:
please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
piercethesleepingcarlile:
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
all-the-gay-ships:
youbettersuitup:
forevercryingbecausemerlin:
cartoonmotioned:
benedictedcumberbabeof221:
jordan-has-lost-his-mind:
should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo
im looking at you Sherlock fandom.
here we come
bring the crack au’s
supernatural fandom you’re up next guys
THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH
the-page-of-rage:
twingeneticist:
THERES
ONLY
116
SAND
CATS
LEFT
ON
EARTH
NOOOO
SOME FACTS FOR YOU FUCKERS
mrsweasley:
Norway has won the competition three times - 1985, 1995 & 2009
we have the highest total score in the Eurovision history, with 387 points (2009)
we’ve also finished last in a Eurovision final most often, namely eleven times - most recently in 2012
we also hold the distinction of having scored the most “nul points” (zero points) in competition history, namely four times
the...
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at...
immortal-complexity:
the-alchemist-ed:
think twice Yahoo—
think. twice.
For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.
yourendorphine:
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
vvyoming:
i’m only as strong as my internet signal
misha-has-a-mangina:
artalias:
electronicanonsensica:
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
… God help us all.
There will be no point to life.
martincrieffsbakedpotato:
stilesthejeepwhisperer:
I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds like Europe’s Hunger Games
that’s it
that is literally what it is
