Note Card Wisdom
bewbies: Poor kitty looks perplexed.
barackobama: buoysnoize: Do you guys think Barack Obama will do promo 4 promo no
deathbedscene: mycutefriendsweetprincess: my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time #i didn’t know i wanted this until now
me: why is everyone glancing at me
me: is there something on me
me: do i look extra ugly today
me: is it my face
me: they're laughing at me on the inside
me: they all hate me
me: they're plotting my death
littleyaoithings: yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post
cumberlord: “faster,” she moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
queerlitsuperhero: I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me, bro. I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.
follower: hi, how are y-
tumblr famous people: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM? IT'S IN MY FAQ. MY FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS, BITCH. DO NOT FUCKING ASK ME A QUESTION LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN OR YOU'LL GET BLOCKED OKAY??????? I'M SO DONE WITH ALL OF YOU, GOD. JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.
sherlielocks: seafiish: fiyhi: spyrasha: mpregbert: people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord ive stepped on a nail excuse you i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that i once killed a man